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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 01:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

"An ADC for ADC Purists": League Of Legends Unveils Newest Champion, Yunara - TheGamer

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

This gamer shouldn’t have left his cousin unattended: in just a few seconds, his cousin literally destroyed his older relative’s simulator. - Stewartville Star

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Treasury yields tick higher after latest U.S. jobs data release - CNBC

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

No way

Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is the boldest and craziest thing your mother has ever done for you?

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Never Too Late to Start Eating the MIND Diet That May Prevent Dementia: New Study of 90,000 Over Decades - Good News Network

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Anycubic has yet another sale happening, and the 3D printer I own is $200 off - Creative Bloq

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why are right-wing commentators spreading conspiracy theories about Haitians eating local pets in Springfield, Ohio?

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Lawsuit says mayor called people who opposed Buc-ee's project 'terrorists' - 9News

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Loons and Moons